The Arch-Enemy!

As all great superheroes, so does The Demolition Kids have an arch-enemy! Unfortunately. We want to tell all of you about this so that you can avoid him. He is maybe 30 years old and his origin is unknown to us. We know that his name is Mikkel and he often wears a red cap and a hammer. We dont quite know what he uses his hammer for, but we can tell you this: it might be something bad (The cap is just to avoid the sun, we think). We have reason to believe that he is building furnitures with it. Anyway, he is not an awesome dude like we are, and he doesnt realize that the world needs to get rid of things. Often he passes us on the street, and he flips us the finger maybe, or he makes the shape of an L with his fingers and places it on his forehead. Then he laughs. He is an evil man. One of the reasons we need to warn you all about him is that it seems that women, especially, find him strangely attractive. They dont understand that he is evil. So everybody know this: He IS evil. And he is maybe our opposite, which is really bad and not awesome. We will try to get a hold of him as soon as we can, but it is a difficult job, since he is our arch-enemy!

The Demolition Kids will not rest!!!

Beware of the Bearswan

A Bearswan has been spottet roaming the streets of Oslo. Be careful and send us an e-mail if you see him!

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The intense story of Clint and Dirk

Ok get this! Clint and Dirk were born as two of the awsomest and most important little guys in the universes history. No kidding. They were awesome and get this: they still are.

They were born at exactly the same time and the second they came out of their mothers awesome vaginas they screamed: WE’RE THE DEMOLITION KIDS! It was fate. Everybody at the delivery room thought they said: wweeewweththt demmmoliegttoshshshs kis. Even though they said it outloud and really clear for everybody to hear. It’s just that since nobody expected them to talk they didn’t understand EXCEPT: themselves! Not just did they understand each other, they also heard each other, even though they were born in separate cities. Let me explain something to you: that’s awesome!

They were soon to discover the thrill and joy of demolishing things. Not the least: the importance! We all know how important it could be. The greatness of the Demolition kids can be summarized in a slogan: “We will not rest until this world is emptied of things that can be demolished…” This is the slogan they said at the same time when they were celebrating their one year birthday. That is how and when this adventure started. From that day of they were everywhere together. Helping people who needed to demolish things. A lot of people who were moving for instance. A lot of those people didn’t necessarily want the demolition kids’ help. But that is just because they didn’t know better. And luckily for them: the demolition kids know better. Some people even believe they don’t want their sofas or their tables to be demolished. Yes, believe it or not. The demolition kids helps them anyway. The demolition kids helps everyone in the universe.

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Dirk and Clint on a rampage!