Demolition Kids

The intense story of Clint and Dirk

Ok get this! Clint and Dirk were born as two of the awsomest and most important little guys in the universes history. No kidding. They were awesome and get this: they still are.

They were born at exactly the same time and the second they came out of their mothers awesome vaginas they screamed: WE’RE THE DEMOLITION KIDS! It was fate. Everybody at the delivery room thought they said: wweeewweththt demmmoliegttoshshshs kis. Even though they said it outloud and really clear for everybody to hear. It’s just that since nobody expected them to talk they didn’t understand EXCEPT: themselves! Not just did they understand each other, they also heard each other, even though they were born in separate cities. Let me explain something to you: that’s awesome!

They were soon to discover the thrill and joy of demolishing things. Not the least: the importance! We all know how important it could be. The greatness of the Demolition kids can be summarized in a slogan: “We will not rest until this world is emptied of things that can be demolished…” This is the slogan they said at the same time when they were celebrating their one year birthday. That is how and when this adventure started. From that day of they were everywhere together. Helping people who needed to demolish things. A lot of people who were moving for instance. A lot of those people didn’t necessarily want the demolition kids’ help. But that is just because they didn’t know better. And luckily for them: the demolition kids know better. Some people even believe they don’t want their sofas or their tables to be demolished. Yes, believe it or not. The demolition kids helps them anyway. The demolition kids helps everyone in the universe.